Is it too early for me to declare the Bengals Super Bowl Champs?

https://twitter.com/Bengals/status/1038882259795881984 I like to play up the miserable Bengals fan character just a bit during the NFL season (only a bit because the Bengals do enough already to cause me misery). But a 1-0 start after a come from behind win against the Colts on Sunday I'm feeling some of that big dick energy everyone … Continue reading Is it too early for me to declare the Bengals Super Bowl Champs?

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NFL Week 1 in GIF’s

Falcons vs Eagles Browns vs Steelers Bengals vs Colts "Bengals are undefeated!" Week 2.... Bills vs Ravens Buccaneers vs Saints Texans vs Patriots 49ers vs Vikings Titans vs Dolphins Jaguars vs Giants Dear Saquan, For your 68 yard run... Chiefs vs Chargers Cowboys vs Panthers Redskins vs Cardinals Seahawks vs Broncos Packers vs Broncos Packers: … Continue reading NFL Week 1 in GIF’s

RIP My sports gambling career August 30th 2018-September 3rd 2018

Well it was fun while it lasted (phrasing) but I think I'm hanging the gambling gloves up and calling it a career on sports gambling. After losing on Thursday night (who's ever good their first time?) I went 2 for 2 on Saturday's college football games (I took Ohio State to cover the spread and … Continue reading RIP My sports gambling career August 30th 2018-September 3rd 2018

NFL Spread Picks of the Week Brought to you by Lafferty Safes and Padlocks

When my blog boss first sent out the bat signal for NFL Week 1 pick blogs, I was confused.  What day is it? Did Saturday already happen? Has there been a glitch in the simulation? You see, I don’t start thinking about NFL bets until Saturday has concluded and I’ve gotten a good night’s sleep.  … Continue reading NFL Spread Picks of the Week Brought to you by Lafferty Safes and Padlocks

Quick Hit: Just a reminder that Madden 19 sucks and EA Sports needs to bring NCAA Football back

Madden 19 has been out for almost a month now and per usual it's super buggy and glitchy. I know I could've and should've blogged about this the week it came out, but with the NFL starting back up tonight I thought now is probably an even better time to blog this. Madden always has … Continue reading Quick Hit: Just a reminder that Madden 19 sucks and EA Sports needs to bring NCAA Football back

Sylvan’s Week 1 NFL Picks

Thursday Game Falcons vs Eagles The Superbowl Champs kick off the season tonight against the Falcons Big Dick Nick Foles gets the start for the hurt Carson Wentz, I think Foles magic has worn off and the Falcons will come out on top tonight. Falcons Sunday Games Bills vs Ravens Bills start the same quarterback … Continue reading Sylvan’s Week 1 NFL Picks

Chavy’s NFL Week 1 picks (The only picks you NEED to win)

If you're like me and not burning your shoes, or cutting the swoosh off of your socks then you're excited for the return of NFL football tonight. I don't think I could ever give up watching the NFL, I LIVE for  football in the fall. Antonio Brown could steal my identity, fuck up my credit … Continue reading Chavy’s NFL Week 1 picks (The only picks you NEED to win)

A few thoughts on the whole Nike and Colin Kaepernick story

By now you've all seen or heard about the Nike and Colin Kaepernick ad. If you're rallying behind Nike and Kaepernick but would like to gain some perspective on why some people feel the need to burn their $150 Air Max's this blog should help. The same goes for those who cut the swoosh off … Continue reading A few thoughts on the whole Nike and Colin Kaepernick story

Hard Knocks is so 2018, here’s some spin-offs the NFL should produce in 2019

Everyone is tweeting about Hard Knocks this year and I'm sitting here having not watched a single episode. I've watched previous seasons of Hard Knocks and enjoyed it, but I feel like the concept is wearing thin. Formula for Hard Knocks: Focus on the first round rookie. Focus on an underdog player who is working … Continue reading Hard Knocks is so 2018, here’s some spin-offs the NFL should produce in 2019

Don’t be the douche in your Fantasy League this year

Every year you'll have "that guy"  where you're wondering why you invited them into your league. If you're wondering if you are "that guy" in your league I'm here to salvage your strained relationship with your fellow owners. If you're not then let this serve as a quick refresher on things NOT to do in … Continue reading Don’t be the douche in your Fantasy League this year

Grading my Fantasy Football team

I know what you're thinking "Chavy nobody cares about your fantasy football team!" Yeah you're probably right, would you rather hear about my adventures in Atlantic City? The fully nude strip club where I saw things I definitely wasn't expecting. How I lost $150 at the blackjack table. How we didn't make it back to … Continue reading Grading my Fantasy Football team

Aaron Rogers calls quality of their practice “piss poor” & some of the young WR’s were TRIGGERED!

https://twitter.com/NBCSports/status/1029178316669046784   Uh oh trouble in Green Bay?!?!?! Aaron Rodgers the QB and official leader for the Packers is calling it like he sees it at practice and that apparently isn't sitting well with rookie WR's. I'm dumbfounded that these "harsh" words were taken personally by the young WR core and now Rodgers has to … Continue reading Aaron Rogers calls quality of their practice “piss poor” & some of the young WR’s were TRIGGERED!

Raiders CONFIRMED will not have to pay Jon Gruden this season

I know, I know, I'm a day late on this but we never promised here at Nosebleed Takes to be your #1 source for up to the date stories. https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1021902139059130368 Initial reaction to this story..... On first glance this makes it seem like Gruden is banking on his team to go all the way to … Continue reading Raiders CONFIRMED will not have to pay Jon Gruden this season

Should the Cleveland Browns sign Dez Bryant?

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1022162582029971456 Johnny, you have a good thing going in Cleveland, you're rebuilding and things are looking good, don't fuck it up. So, if you haven't noticed yet I'm 10000% against the Browns even thinking about signing Dez Bryant. Look, I LOVE to shit on the city of Cleveland just as much as the rest of … Continue reading Should the Cleveland Browns sign Dez Bryant?