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Is this the dumbest fucking thing you’ll see on the internet today? Yes, yes it is.

I’ve seen my fair share of dumb pictures, statuses, and memes on my Facebook feed in my day. But this paid advertisement takes home 1st place in “dumbest thing I’ve seen on the internet…..today”.

For whatever reason the iRestore Hair Growth System appeared on my newsfeed this afternoon (and no I’m not researching hair restoration, my hair grows like the goddamn Wolverine) so I decided to watch the ad for a good laugh. And a good laugh I had.

I’m in a deep state of shock that not only have people bought this (it retails for $695 I wish I was joking) but then decide to post pictures and videos of themselves wearing this radioactive helmet.

There’s only one right way to tell people why you’re wearing this helmet and it isn’t “I’m trying to grow back my hair,”

The iRestore Hair Growth system ranks right up there with the Bowl Brite, Sauna shorts, and Dump Dinners as the stupidest things you can buy on the internet. If I see any of these items in the house of a relative, potential girlfriend, or any of my friends, I’m cutting off contact immediately, going back to watch game film and pinpoint the exact moment I failed them and myself.

Going bald is inevitable. We get old, we lose our hair, our balls sag, our dicks need a pill to work and then we die. Rock the bald look (like English badass Marc Strong or meth dealer Walter White) and spend that $695 on literally anything else.

Side note: At least 3 out of the 4 guys wearing the helmet in the picture have tried to have sex with it on right? I mean I’d be shocked if they didn’t.

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