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Argentina it’s not a goodbye, it’s a see you in 4 years

Why oh why did Messi and company have to go and ruin my bracket? I thought they’d repeat their finals appearance from 2014, and that is why I don’t gamble. This has to be one of the more disappointing showings by a highly regarded team in World Cup history.  You have Sergio Agüero, Ángel Di María, and the freaking GOAT Lionel Messi and you get eliminated in group play?! I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Remember seeing sad Messi in 2014 after the heartbreaking loss to Germany? This is going to be a different Messi, an angrier Mr. Messi. It’s hard to imagine any range of emotion on this guy’s face other than this simple smile of a man who loves futbol. FBL-WC2014-QUALIFIERS-ARG-TRAINING

This is the smile of a man who knows he can do whatever he wants with a soccer ball and knows you can’t do anything about it, but he only uses his skills when needed. He’s calm, cool and collected, but now he’s going to unleash his full powers whenever just to remind the world just how big his soccer hog he’s packing.

I honestly feel bad for any kid that asks him to play a pickup game as I think it’ll go something like this.

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And the poor souls in La Liga, have mercy on them. Lord Messi will probably break all the records this year on the road to redemption and Thanos out the rest of the league. My mind and body are ready for heel (wrestling term for bad guy) Messi to light the soccer world and that pretty boy Ronaldo on fire.

 

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UPDATE

So……………..awkward, as I write this Argentina just scored a game winning goal in the 86th minute to move onto the knockout stage. I shoud’ve seen this coming how can anyone doubt the GOAT? However, I stand by what I said and GO URUGUAY!!!!

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