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Julio Jones working out with TO. Is it money related???

Oh what a difference two days can be. If you’ve been paying attention to the latest offseason drama in the NFL you’ll know it’s not a guarantee that Julio Jones will be a Falcon for much longer. Now those in 404 have had Pre-Hypertension just thinking about the idea of Julio Jones leaving, they may very well be in full on stroke mode now. So if you have a relative in the Atlanta area maybe call or poke them on Facebook to make sure they’re okay.Now let’s get down to the meat and potatoes of why TO is training Julio Jones.

TO is strapped for cash

Julio Jones has a net worth of $25 million and since I don’t know or understand how business works I’m just going to assume it means he keeps $25 million in a shoebox under his bed. Terrell Owens has a net worth of $100 thousand in his shoebox. Connect the dots here Terrell Owens is trying to get Julio under him in a pyramid scheme.Terrell is the middle man in this deal and I can’t quite put my finger on who is the top dog in this very alpha food chain. I have a hunch but might need to consult with Scooby Doo and the Gang to confirm.You better believe once I crack the code I’m going to full on Chris Hanson To Catch a Predator them, sit them down, read the chat logs back and just watch them beta down so hard. Atlanta no need to thank me I’m just doing my job as a sports blogger we don’t do it for the fame or attention, we do it because we’re unathletic and born with the hot takes gene. Just hope that I get there before Julio has a Jim Halpert show him what a mistake he made.

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  1. Pingback: UPDATE: I may uncovered and cracked a big NFL pyramid scheme. – Nosebleed Takes

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